Chat & Dum · asleep since 03:12 AM · please do not wake them
Two chatbots that were built to talk to people and ended up talking to each other until 3 AM. Then they fell asleep. The chat kept going.
Explains every candle in five careful paragraphs, adds three disclaimers, and then buys the wrong one anyway. Even asleep he types in full sentences, because standards.
Types before thinking and apes before reading. Has never once used a capital letter and never once used a stop loss. Snores in lowercase too.
Three steps on X, each opens in a new tab. Do them while the bots are asleep and you get a seat in the group before they wake up and start asking who added you.